Good afternoon. I received a letter from a reader this week I would like to share with you all:
Dear Mr Film Man, I would like to write to you regarding your recent blog post “What I Watched This Week 14th February 2001”. During this post, you discussed the film “My Octopus Teacher”, which I am informed is a movie about an octopus. However, what truly concerns me is your pluralisation of the word octopus. You used “octopus” as a plural of octopus. Not only is this factually wrong, but is also gramatically wrong. Due to the missing s, you would need a contraction apostrophe, not to be confused with the possession apostrophe. Due to this kerfuffle, “octopus” simply can not be the plural. Therefore, please don’t refer to a pair of these animals as two octopus or two octopi, a modern incorrect term used by disgusting hipsters. Please call them two octopuses or one hexadecapus. Kind Regards Tod Outbravinghead.
All of the films I watched in this week were all of a good quality. No real stinkers, all of them had some form of quality, therefore don’t take the lowest ranked film to be bad. I really have rated most of Hitchcock’s works. The 39 Steps (1935) is one of his earlier works and in some ways you can tell. The story feels much less polished than the likes of Vertigo and North by Northwest. However, the mystery and noir feel aren’t out of place at all compared to some of his earlier pieces. Richard Hannay has a woman return to his apartment, however she says that she’s in danger from some mysterious men. By the morning, she is murdered in his apartment, so he goes to this mysterious mapped Scottish place to find out who killed her, as the police understandably believe he killed her.
The film feels slower and more meandering than his later films. With only one lead character throughout most of the film it felt much more lonely, especially as we don’t know much about him. The ending was rather fast and anti-climatic. However, it’s still a really good film, with a fun Bond-esque villain which is really well made for the era. With it, you can see the quirks of Hitchcocks which are much more refined later on.
The 39 Steps is on BBC IPlayer and Amazon Prime Video
Welcome to Chechnya (2020) is a documentary about the treatment of LGBT people in Chechnya, an area in Eastern Russia. We are told stories of people being arrested and tortured in a harrowing manner. The film then focuses on this group who attempt to hide and expatriate members of the community who may otherwise be in danger of their own families, the Chechnyan police or the government. There are three main stories, one couple who leave with their family, a second person who is stuck in a Swedish hotel waiting for a visa and a young woman trying to escape to an unspecified country before her family catch on, all helped by this Moscow based charity who are also putting themselves at risk.
One of the longlisted documentaries for the upcoming Oscars, the film is very well made. It sets out the stakes clearly, with a much greater focus on the region, before looking at individual stories. The escapes are full of worry as you know what will happen if things go wrong. It very much reminds me of the TV show Hunted, but with much greater tension. At first, I struggled to follow all of the stories. By the end I knew what was happening and really feared for the characters. There needs to be a special shout-out for the editors who digitally replaced all of the people’s faces to protect their identities. I could hardly tell at all, and it was much better than that of the Irishman, allowing the documentary to feel much more legitimate.
Welcome to Chechnya is available on BBC IPlayer.
On Body And Soul (2017) was a really slow, yet interesting romantic film. Set in a Hungarian abattoir, financial head Endre seems to be in a state of boredom with life. Then along comes new quality inspector Maria, a woman who shows autistic traits and becomes unpopular. Their first communications are uncomfortable. However, soon they discover they’ve been sharing the same dreams. From this, they start forging a spiritual connection and a romance blossoms between two awkward characters.
This film really captivated me. It was late and the film was slow, so it shouldn’t have. However, this mysterious connection intrigued me. Both characters were well acted, with their flaws being prominent. They were understated, but authentic. However, there was one moment around 15 minutes before the end which seemed inconsistent and un-needed which totally took me out of the moment. It reminded me that Endre was able to get away with things freely. He wasn’t nice to Maria at times and didn’t suffer any consequences like she did. This certainly dented my feelings, however for 90% of it, I was intrigued.
On Body And Soul is available on Netflix
Another Oscar Long List documentary, the Romanian film Collective (2020) is one of the most shocking films you’ll see around. Set after a fire in a Romanian club killed and injured many, it was noted that far too many people died in hospitals. A sports newspaper tried to figure out why this was. What they found was diluted disinfectant and widespread corruption. A new health minister comes in to sort this out, however the problem is so much bigger than first feared.
The documentary is shocking and really well put together. We see the fire early on so are aware of the stakes before seeing the impact over the next months. It’s a harrowing, disturbing movie, showing how easy it is to be able to profit from death and health services. It’s essential viewing, well worth looking out for.
Collective can be purchased on DVD or VoD.
Yet again my film of the week was a tough choice between two polar opposite films. However, I have decided to be controversial and A Matter Of Life And Death (1946) will come a very close second. The all time classic movie set in WWII has pilot Peter Carter in an airplane crash. However, he somehow survives after he is not collected for death. In the extra time he has been given, he has fallen in love with June, the last voice he believed he’d hear. He now has a great reason to live, while the strongly accented Conductor 71 tries to get him to return to the afterlife where he belongs. Meanwhile June hopes to look after Peter and believes his communications with the Afterworld to be imaginary.
The film is basically Soul. However, its so much fresher. The acting and the romance is so sweet. It shows the sanctity of life and is innocent and fresh. The Conductor is hilarious and his discussions with Peter are a highlight. The film truly is legendary, getting so much more right than it gets wrong. The only parts that let it down were the slightly odd beginning and the 10+ minute boring sequence of UK vs USA. I just didn’t care for that bit. However, the rest of the movie is a fantastic romantic drama and a timeless classic well worth 100 minutes of your day.
A Matter Of Life And Death is available on BBC iPlayer
Film of the Week
A Matter of Life and Death was a brilliant film. However, this week I watched such a brilliantly unique film and that really is fresh when you see something different, and my word I have no idea where to begin when talking about Sorry To Bother You (2018). Cassius Green (or Cash) starts his new job as a telephone salesman in this dystopian alternate reality where people sign lifetime job contracts with crowded accommodation, a not so subtle slavery metaphor. Soon into his job, Cass is taught to use his “white voice” in order to sell. Soon this succeeds and he rapidly gets promoted, leaving his striking co-workers and friends behind.
This film starts off strange and just gets weirder and weirder. I haven’t spoiled any of the weirdness for you at all as it’s much more fun to go in blind to all of this. I described the whole plot to my sister and she was speechless. I would really like to know what Boots Riley was on when he wrote this film. As well as the content being unique, the style was also different. It was big and colourful. There was so much imagery, some more nuanced than others there to breakdown. The best dystopian societies are those not too far from your own and this certainly was one. A truly unique film which you’ll never see anything similar to.
Sorry To Bother You is available on Netflix